Don't Fall for Marketing Gimmicks by Papa Hari

Filed under: Humour and Nonsense by Hari
Posted at 16:53 IST (last updated: Tue, May 6, 2008 @ 17:30 IST)
The GREATEST BOOK in the WORLD!!!

"Papa Hari talks at length about the ways in which unscrupulous marketers push their products to the unsuspecting public! A definite must-read, if only to understand how such books sell in the first place!!" -- Anonymous Reader

"Simply unputdownable!! A great visionary, Papa Hari has completely bowled me over with his strategies on combating marketing hype and gimmicks. Buy now and you'll never buy anything else in your life!! Guaranteed!!" -- Papa Hari Times Review

Described as The GREATEST BOOK in the WORLD!!! and The BOOK OF THE CENTURY by Papa HARI HIMSELF!!!

"Written in a unique, captivating style, Papa Hari is not only wise, but witty as well. Get a course of this book and NEVER spend an extra penny buying stuff you don't need!!!" -- The Papa Hari Market Research Institute

"Do you guys ever realize that TESTIMONIALS can be faked?? I bet you didn't know that before. But after reading Papa Hari's Book I'm well aware of how salespeople can resort to this and other low-down tricks in order to sell trash. THANK YOU PAPA HARI!!!! -- Mr. John Brown - A Satisfied Customer

THE FIRST 500 COPIES OF THIS BOOK ARE SIGNED BY PAPA HARI HIMSELF!!!

"It's rare to see such a honest, forthright, informative book in today's consumerist, hyped-up world." -- Papa Hari's Friend's Uncle

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  1. :)) I enjoyed this.

    Comment by (visitor) on Tue, May 6, 2008 @ 18:57 IST #
  2. So you've placed your order, then :>

    Comment by hari (blog owner) on Tue, May 6, 2008 @ 19:18 IST #
  3. Despatch ebook version please...

    Comment by Shrinidhi (visitor) on Tue, May 6, 2008 @ 20:32 IST #
  4. My card won't work with the checkout!!!

    Comment by MrCorey (visitor) on Wed, May 7, 2008 @ 05:00 IST #
  5. Do I get paid to buy this? |-|

    Comment by Sudipta Chatterjee (visitor) on Wed, May 7, 2008 @ 14:17 IST #
  6. Shri, e-books are so 1999. I'll send you an iBook.

    MrCorey, are you talking about your visiting card? :p

    Sudipta, actually you get conned into buying it.

    Comment by hari (blog owner) on Wed, May 7, 2008 @ 18:06 IST #
  7. Hey Mr. u r in a pirated world.. sooner I'll make some pirated copies.. he he he... :>>

    Comment by Logesh TamilSelvan (visitor) on Thu, May 8, 2008 @ 21:14 IST #
  8. Logesh, pirated copies are banned by the Papa Hari Foundation. Didn't you know that? :lalala:

    Comment by hari (blog owner) on Fri, May 9, 2008 @ 18:38 IST #
  9. Luckily I preordered mine and have read it 3 times :) I also ordered the 10 volume add on set so I never have to risk overspending again.

    Comment by Ray (visitor) on Sat, May 10, 2008 @ 19:43 IST #
  10. You're one of my favourite customers, Ray. ;D

    Comment by hari (blog owner) on Sun, May 11, 2008 @ 08:45 IST #
  11. Damn, I could have saved a bunch!

    Oh well, my order is in. I need to know how to dupe, er, I mean, I need to know how to make an incredible amount of money by selling worthless ebooks. :>>

    Comment by RT Cunningham (visitor) on Sun, May 11, 2008 @ 14:00 IST #
  12. Forgot to say, the title puts a smile on my face. Reading it as a single run on sentence gives the extra level of comedy :)

    Comment by ray (visitor) on Mon, May 12, 2008 @ 21:06 IST #
  13. Lol, Nice one! :)
    I have already placed my order!

    Comment by Abhinav (visitor) on Tue, May 13, 2008 @ 07:21 IST #
  14. Ray, I assure you it was intentional. :P

    Abhinav, what's your order? Tea or coffee? :))

    Comment by hari (blog owner) on Tue, May 13, 2008 @ 09:24 IST #

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