Hari's Corner

6 May 2008

Don't Fall for Marketing Gimmicks by Papa Hari

Filed under: Humour and Nonsense by Hari
Posted at 16:53:29 IST (last updated: 6 May 2008 @ 17:30:00 IST)

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) I enjoyed this.

Comment by (visitor) on 6 May 2008 @ 18:57:59 IST #
So you've placed your order, then :>

Comment by hari (blog owner) on 6 May 2008 @ 19:18:54 IST #
Despatch ebook version please...

Comment by Shrinidhi (visitor) on 6 May 2008 @ 20:32:22 IST #
My card won't work with the checkout!!!

Comment by MrCorey (visitor) on 7 May 2008 @ 05:00:00 IST #
Do I get paid to buy this?

Comment by Sudipta Chatterjee (visitor) on 7 May 2008 @ 14:17:56 IST #
Shri, e-books are so 1999. I'll send you an iBook.
MrCorey, are you talking about your visiting card?
Sudipta, actually you get conned into buying it.

Comment by hari (blog owner) on 7 May 2008 @ 18:06:18 IST #
Hey Mr. u r in a pirated world.. sooner I'll make some pirated copies.. he he he...

Comment by Logesh TamilSelvan (visitor) on 8 May 2008 @ 21:14:43 IST #
Logesh, pirated copies are banned by the Papa Hari Foundation. Didn't you know that? :lalala:

Comment by hari (blog owner) on 9 May 2008 @ 18:38:31 IST #
Luckily I preordered mine and have read it 3 times I also ordered the 10 volume add on set so I never have to risk overspending again.

Comment by Ray (visitor) on 10 May 2008 @ 19:43:45 IST #
You're one of my favourite customers, Ray. ;D

Comment by hari (blog owner) on 11 May 2008 @ 08:45:56 IST #
Damn, I could have saved a bunch!
Oh well, my order is in. I need to know how to dupe, er, I mean, I need to know how to make an incredible amount of money by selling worthless ebooks.

Comment by RT Cunningham (visitor) on 11 May 2008 @ 14:00:13 IST #
Forgot to say, the title puts a smile on my face. Reading it as a single run on sentence gives the extra level of comedy

Comment by ray (visitor) on 12 May 2008 @ 21:06:56 IST #
Lol, Nice one!
I have already placed my order!

Comment by Abhinav (visitor) on 13 May 2008 @ 07:21:41 IST #
Ray, I assure you it was intentional.
Abhinav, what's your order? Tea or coffee? )

Comment by hari (blog owner) on 13 May 2008 @ 09:24:50 IST #