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A Demo joke

Filed under: Humour and Nonsense by Hari
Posted on Tue, Feb 27, 2007 at 15:04 IST (last updated: Wed, Sep 26, 2007 @ 14:50 IST)

Here's a demo joke. Feel free to use this joke as much as you wish (license expires after 30 days). After the end of 30 days, you must either stop sharing the joke with others or purchase the full joke to get maximum enjoyment.

Joke (please read aloud):

Ladies and gentlemen,

Please listen to me carefully. This is a joke. It is the greatest, most humourous joke in the whole wide world. In fact, this joke is so great that it is guaranteed to make you laugh within 30 seconds of listening to it/reading it with a full refund option if you aren't able to work up a laugh within a period of 7 days. You can use this joke for a full thirty-day period from the time you first read it, to make other people laugh, after which you must purchase the full version. This is the actual joke, ladies and gentlemen. Do enjoy it: Once, there were two blondes walking along the road...

To get the rest of the joke, please pay $5.99 through PayPal or credit card to Jokers Corporation Pvt. Ltd. Hope you enjoyed the joke. Please feel free to share this demo joke with your friends. You aren't allowed to share the full version of the joke in public without a premium license. Accessibility options: You may purchase a complete explanation of the joke in simple terms (for people handicapped by a poor sense of humour) for an additional per-joke fee of $1.99.

Terms and conditions apply for sharing the full joke: please read the EULA accompanying the joke to get a real laugh. Hope you have a good day! :)

P.S: You may not use this joke template to create your own demo jokes. Please contact the owner of the template for written permission for use with your own jokes. This joke created with: Joke Maker Pro 3.5 priced at $399.99 $329.99 only from Papa Hari Software (shrink-wrapped box with a complete set of FREE joke templates).

5 comment(s)

  1. this is hilarious- and fully expresses my frustration with shareware software.

    Comment by titanium (visitor) on Wed, Feb 28, 2007 @ 10:16 IST #
  2. Thanks, titanium :mrgreen: Yeah, just a random thought that crossed my mind led to this post. I'm naughty like this at times. :P

    Comment by hari (blog owner) on Wed, Feb 28, 2007 @ 10:40 IST #
  3. What, nothing in paypal yet. Nobody wants the full version? :cry:

    Comment by hari (blog owner) on Thu, Mar 1, 2007 @ 15:03 IST #
  4. No way, I've already stolen your joke, change the code and have redistributed it on the internet.. :twisted:

    Comment by drew (visitor) on Fri, Mar 2, 2007 @ 04:23 IST #
  5. The next version will be protected by DRM :idea:

    Comment by hari (blog owner) on Fri, Mar 2, 2007 @ 07:48 IST #

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