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Papa Hari Institute for Humour

Filed under: Humour and Nonsense by Hari
Posted on Thu, Jun 14, 2007 at 22:33 IST (last updated: Mon, May 18, 2009 @ 16:58 IST)

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Want to become THE SUPER Joker? Come, learn in the Papa Hari Institute for Humour and you can also produces the jokes that make your Friends laugh loudly all the times.

Today the Papa Hari Institute are proudly announces prize-winning entries of First Batchs of OUR GOOD STUDENTS:

Third Prizes

man walk up to other man and asked "Are you fine?" other man said, "I am fine." Man said "I am fine." then other man said, "Is your wife fine?" man said "Yes, she is also fine." other Man said "So u r both be fine?" Man said "If I am fine, she is also fine." Then other man said "Why?" man said "Because we r Mr. and Mrs. Fine!!!!"

You are laughed loudly at that, no???? OK, OK, No problem!!!! Control yourselfs and read next joke, which is second prize's joke.

Second Prize

Q: why is the rich man rich? A: Because he is not Poor. Q: And why he Is not be poor? A: Because he is the rich!!!!!

Please... please... to control yourself!!!! We are now gone on to the first prize's winning joke.

First Prize

A: why that watch is not telling the time properly? B: because it cannot speak. A: If it cannot speaks, it Should be talking, no?????

NOW WAIT............ calm yourselfs with tumbler of a water before you read next. Only with CLEAR MIND you will able to understand the remaining stuffs below.

So you are by now knowing the qualites of this SUPER jokers? We have The Super Faculties using latest SUPER COMPUTER technelogicals so NO PROBLEM FOR YOU!!!!

This IS ONLY THE ONE oppurtunity!! NOW Enrolled for the Classes Today! Starting at Rs. 1299.95 1499.95 only for the beginners courses (admission fee/donation seperately pay Rs. 5,25,499.95 only). PLEASE: WE DON'T ACCEPT THE CHECKS. Only by cashes we always received the money from students parents (There are lot of ATMs these days so please DONT give these excuse that you are not having the cashes. It is TOO EASY to get cashes from the machines than MAN).

CLASSES BEGINNED ON 15th JUNE 2007 Batch 1: 1:00 to 2:00 (in the afternoon time all days of the weekdays except on Saturdays and Sundays) Batch 2: 3:00 to 4:00 (same like the aboves, but opposite of the days)

TELEPHONE NUMBER: 3847010239 (PLEASE: make call only at the OFFICE TIMINGS otherwise we are not there)

Testimoniels: "Papa Hari Institute made me SUPER joker" - ALL Students


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6 comment(s)

  1. Sign me up!Just one thing missing: "PHI is accredited by the Papa Hari Accreditation Board of Life, the Universe, and Everything."

    Comment by tuxdev (visitor) on Fri, Jun 15, 2007 @ 00:57 IST #
  2. Tuxdev, First you will be to write the entrance exam. We will intimidate to you these result by letter or the e-mail. If you are passed in these, then you will report us to join on the next day itself, ok, but only when paid the admission fees afterwards.

    Comment by hari (blog owner) on Fri, Jun 15, 2007 @ 07:07 IST #
  3. Do you accept cards?

    Comment by Shrinidhi (visitor) on Fri, Jun 15, 2007 @ 14:30 IST #
  4. Shri, we are not be able to accept the cards because the machine is not there for us at these time. But if you have these ATM cards then you will be able to take this cashes out of the ATM machines and then give to us.

    Comment by hari (blog owner) on Fri, Jun 15, 2007 @ 14:58 IST #
  5. Ok. We need corporate discount for bulk registration. Send your proposal by confidential mail...

    Comment by Shrinidhi (visitor) on Fri, Jun 15, 2007 @ 21:20 IST #
  6. Boss we don't give this discounts ok? We are the poors if we be get lesser money than the above money. ok?

    Comment by hari (blog owner) on Sat, Jun 16, 2007 @ 08:16 IST #

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