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Papa Hari said Papa Hari said

Filed under: Humour and Nonsense by Hari
Posted on Tue, Jan 15, 2008 at 08:55 IST (last updated: Tue, Jan 15, 2008 @ 08:55 IST)

Papa Hari News Service

Papa Hari said, Papa Hari said, yesterday.

In a surprising revelation that has shocked the whole world and has grave implications for the world after 15/1/2008 (keep that fateful date in mind), Papa Hari said "Papa Hari said", but didn't say exactly what he said. When press reporters questioned Papa Hari at the news conference, he repeated, "Papa Hari said." Again when reporters pressed the question, Papa Hari merely repeated his words, "Papa Hari said."

"Isn't that exactly what you said before? So what is it that he really said?" asked a reporter.

"Papa Hari said," said Papa Hari, most truthfully.

"Is this a lame attempt at humour?" asked a reporter belonging to a rival news agency and he was promptly ejected from the room for his stupidity.

Many social commentators have commented on the importance of this statement. "This is the perfect example of a meta-news item," said one man who loved to use scientitic jargon like meta-physics, para-psychology and gamma-rays without really understanding what they mean. "What Papa Hari said itself is both the news as well as the basis of the news. What a great philosopher Papa Hari is. In one short, three word sentence, he has revealed the secret of the universe, which is hidden in itself, so much so that the secret is not really a secret, but is really a meta-secret which encapsulates the ultimate secret."

Another famous para-metasociopyschosomologist Mr. M.R.V.K.P.S.R.Somasundar said, "The relevance of irrelevance is the irreverence of reverence of the relevant truth of the ultimate destiny of the universality of truths which encompass the parasymbolism of the symbolic nature of the grand sociometric revelations of Papa Hari's truths which are encapsulated in a form that delights the divine nature of the inner soul's tribute to itself in a form that is neither comprehensible nor incomprehensible but stays in a state of uncertainty in a complex cycle of social upheavals in a universe that is neither perfect nor imperfect but is a tribute to the truth of the ultimate truth without losing the value of the relative nature of relativity's absolutism in a form that is neither relative nor absolute but is itself in itself completing the cycle of the zero which is contained in the infinite and the infinite which is an unimpeachable part of the finite."

People who listened to Mr. M.R.V.K.P.S.R.Somasundar's explanation came away saying that they preferred what Papa Hari said which is "Papa Hari said."

Papa Hari declined to comment on the commentary of Mr. M.R.V.K.P.S.R.Somasundar thus showing the whole world the wisdom of neither flogging nor unflogging a horse which is neither dead nor alive but in a state that transcends the unnatural nature of mankind which forms complex stupidity by spinning a spider's web of words which ultimately make no sense in the sense that only nonsense can.

3 comment(s)

  1. Hey Hari, just followed your comment at RT's and I really enjoyed reading this! :-)

    Comment by K-IntheHouse (visitor) on Wed, Jan 16, 2008 @ 02:32 IST #
  2. It's time to tell the truth about Papa Hari Foundation. The key point of the following exposition is that Papa Hari Foundation frequently avers its support of democracy and its love of freedom. But one need only look at what Papa Hari Foundation is doing -- as opposed to what it is saying -- to understand its true aims. Oddly enough, we must educate, inform, and nurture our children instead of keeping them ignorant, afraid, and in danger. Stranger still, our path is set. By this, I mean that in order to shed the light of truth on the evil that is Papa Hari Foundation, we must build a sane and healthy society free of its destructive influences. I consider that requirement a small price to pay because Papa Hari Foundation likes destroying our moral fiber. That's the most damnable thing about it. It's also why if Papa Hari Foundation can one day threaten the common good then the long descent into night is sure to follow.

    Be always mindful that Papa Hari Foundation had previously claimed that it had no intention to ascribe opinions to me that I don't even hold. Of course, shortly thereafter, that's exactly what it did. Next, it denied that it would tear down everything that can possibly be regarded as a support of cultural elevation. We all know what happened then. Now, Papa Hari Foundation would have us believe it'd never ever insult my intelligence. Will it? Go figure. My view is that Papa Hari Foundation's criticisms are continually evolving into more and more bad-tempered incarnations. Here, I'm not just talking about evolution in a simply Darwinist sense; I'm also talking about how Papa Hari Foundation's yes-men contend that "repulsive malefactors are all inherently good, sensitive, creative, and inoffensive." First off, that's a lousy sentence. If they had written instead that we have come full-circle then that quote would have had more validity. As it stands, statements like, "Like most organizations that have a sullen agenda to advocate, Papa Hari Foundation wants to destabilize society" accurately express the feelings of most of us here.

    Papa Hari Foundation is hooked on designer victimology but fails to notice the real victims: the entire next generation. Papa Hari Foundation will hate me for saying this, but it can fool some of the people all of the time. It can fool all of the people some of the time. But Papa Hari Foundation can't fool all of the people all of the time. Finally, this has been a good deal of reading, and unmistakably difficult reading at that. Still, I hope you walk away from it with the new knowledge that Papa Hari Foundation has been working under a veil of bureaucracy and secrecy to make it nearly impossible to disturb its audacious gravy train.

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    Comment by Shrinidhi Hande (visitor) on Wed, Jan 16, 2008 @ 07:18 IST #
  3. Thanks, K-In the House! :-)

    Shrinidhi, you are complaining about Papa Hari? What?? :-p

    Comment by hari (blog owner) on Wed, Jan 16, 2008 @ 14:45 IST #

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