Hari's Corner
Humour, comics, tech, law, software, reviews, essays, articles and HOWTOs intermingled with random philosophy now and thenTen reasons you should not cross my path
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Hari
Posted on Sat, Feb 25, 2006 at 19:13 IST (last updated: Wed, Sep 26, 2007 @ 18:36 IST)
- I am the current owner of He-Man's sword and can call on the power of Grayskull any time.
- I have a hotline to the White House and I only have to mention your name along with the words 'Al Qaeda' to get your house surrounded by flashing lights and helicopters within half an hour.
- I possess a special spell whereby I can torment you in your dreams appearing as the Prince of Darkness every alternate night.
- I own a pet tiger and can unleash him at any time upon unsuspecting enemies.
- I am an expert in every form of martial arts and can level you on the ground merely by crying "Hi-yaa".
- I can hypotize you merely by having you read my blog.
- I can own your soul and body merely by spending $299.95 at the supermarket nearest my home and crying "Ahu Poha Pichamik!" three times while hopping on one foot.
- I am in possession of a weather machine left behind by Cobra Commander and Destro after their last unsuccessful attempt at ruling the world and can cover your city in snow within minutes.
- I can turn everything I touch into smelly cheese.
- I can read your mind even before your thoughts are formed thereby being ahead of you by ten steps every time.
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