25 Feb 2006

Ten reasons you should not cross my path

Filed under: Humour and Nonsense by Hari
Posted at 19:13:18 IST (last updated: 26 Sep 2007 @ 18:36:36 IST)
You should not mess with me because:
  1. I am the current owner of He-Man's sword and can call on the power of Grayskull any time.
  2. I have a hotline to the White House and I only have to mention your name along with the words 'Al Qaeda' to get your house surrounded by flashing lights and helicopters within half an hour.
  3. I possess a special spell whereby I can torment you in your dreams appearing as the Prince of Darkness every alternate night.
  4. I own a pet tiger and can unleash him at any time upon unsuspecting enemies.
  5. I am an expert in every form of martial arts and can level you on the ground merely by crying "Hi-yaa".
  6. I can hypotize you merely by having you read my blog.
  7. I can own your soul and body merely by spending $299.95 at the supermarket nearest my home and crying "Ahu Poha Pichamik!" three times while hopping on one foot.
  8. I am in possession of a weather machine left behind by Cobra Commander and Destro after their last unsuccessful attempt at ruling the world and can cover your city in snow within minutes.
  9. I can turn everything I touch into smelly cheese.
  10. I can read your mind even before your thoughts are formed thereby being ahead of you by ten steps every time.

Hope you don't take this seriously. Just a little bit of original humour or at least an attempt at humour. :P

5 comment(s)

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  1. I laughed at the Alqueda one. :)

    Comment by titanium_geek (visitor) on 27 Feb 2006 @ 04:13:53 IST #
  2. Glad you liked it! :)

    Comment by hari (blog owner) on 27 Feb 2006 @ 10:02:04 IST #
  3. One reason you should not cross mine: I'll destroy you.:D

    Comment by J_K9 (visitor) on 28 Feb 2006 @ 13:26:55 IST #
  4. Number 2 is classic and so true. But it's usually about 10 minutes nowadays, not 30 minutes.. :)

    Comment by Drew (visitor) on 5 Mar 2006 @ 20:47:22 IST #
  5. That's true, Drew. :)

    Comment by hari (blog owner) on 6 Mar 2006 @ 11:22:33 IST #

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