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Papa Hari's Chuck Norris Facts

Filed under: Humour and Nonsense by Hari
Posted on Wed, Dec 14, 2011 at 10:45 IST (last updated: Wed, Dec 14, 2011 @ 10:45 IST)

Here are some new, original Chuck Norris fact Papa Hari invented... er... discovered. Mind you, somebody else might have already thought of these, in which case I humbly defer to them. However, I have submitted these facts to the Chuck Norris Facts website.

As a kid, Chuck Norris found the blue sky too boring and got busy with a watercolour paint set and brushes. The rainbow was the result.

If you say "Chuck Norris sucks...", he appears in person; then you continue "...the strength of his enemies with a mere glance." if you value life.

Everybody celebrates with fireworks. Chuck Norris celebrates by pulling off meteorites from their orbits and creating shooting stars.

The East India Company was created because a young Chuck Norris expressed a casual desire for Indian seasoning in his gravy. The rest is history.

Cyclones are created whenever Chuck Norris takes a deep breath and creates an intense low-pressure area in the region.

Probably these would make good Rajnikanth facts, except probably the East India Company one (Rajnikanth being an Indian) :D

2 comment(s)

  1. Hahahha ... you really put some thought into these!

    Comment by Sudipta Chatterjee (visitor) on Thu, Dec 22, 2011 @ 12:57 IST #
  2. Thanks Sudipta. My own fave is the East India company one, even if I say so myself. :-P Sadly you cannot use that as a Rajnikanth fact.

    Comment by Hari (blog owner) on Thu, Dec 22, 2011 @ 13:20 IST #

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