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Papa Hari Learn English Today

Filed under: Humour and Nonsense by Hari
Posted on Mon, May 18, 2009 at 16:52 IST (last updated: Mon, May 18, 2009 @ 18:27 IST)

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Professor My Dear freinds, educcationed people and also non-educcationed peoples specialy

Wishing Hello all the Gentlemans and also to the Lady persons, (we are telling hello to the all, because we were not be able know u r wheather man-type or woman-type gendar)

INTRODUCTION US

kindly inform u we r the brand newly formed school for the English Langueages teaching for all the peoples irespectfully of thier caste colour creed relegion language etc. etc. (the IRESPECTFUL means we r not sayed U ARE LOWWER TYPE OR HI-ER TYPE PERSON) : BUT U are have this degeree Cerficeate of Any of the Colleges IS THE MUST u r eligable to entry our school as STUDENT (ok, if we tell ENTRY means, u r only thought permisson to come inside the Gates to the Campuss portion but this ENTRY is means u r permisson to ATTEND class s - so also give u these ID cards to knowing who is the student and who is the NOT student)

DO WHAT NOW?

u reqeuest joined this esteam organizasion today or tommorow (it is ok if u r joined ANY tommorows also mean many more days, but we are happy if u joined today before that lol [joke no problem u cn join all the times])

Pls u JOIN also pls ur freinds make JOIN by tell good-good things about school!! we will maked u the Great english languaeges Scholar person IMMEDEATLY BUT ONLY AFTER THESE 1 YEARS CLASSES ATTENDING (if u are not attend these properly all of the days, we r NOT garanteed RISULTs. OK, OK we r gived Sunday to be the Holeday so dont worry)

ENDING PARTS ALSO THE CONTACTS

Fees we will be discussed with u only in the School office rooms only but IT IS CHEAP MEANS LOW PRIZE/PRICE SO NO PROBLEM FOR U. Please dont get the angry NOW why we r not informming u this place. We r tell u y not to speaked about this fees business wise on the out side of the school. One OLD ENGLISH WISE MAN sayed in olden days THAT THERE IS ONLY THE TIME AND THE PLACE FOR ALL THE THINGS

Contact: Professor La. Voo. Chee. Packarasan, B.A. (English), M.A. (English), Ph.D. (Also TO THE English) (u tell watchman at Gate u r come for admisson and he will very happy be told u which number of the office room -- we r haveing these LAAAARGE campusses so u please not to get LOST!!)

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5 comment(s)

  1. Institutes like VETA are going to get a run for their money

    Comment by Shrinidhi Hande (visitor) on Mon, May 18, 2009 @ 17:58 IST #
  2. VETA, eat your heart out :-P

    Comment by Hari (blog owner) on Mon, May 18, 2009 @ 18:04 IST #
  3. So this is where spammers go to learn how to compose their emails to me. This answers a lot of questions.

    Comment by ray (visitor) on Mon, May 18, 2009 @ 21:12 IST #
  4. That was enlightening. Remind me not to read it again. :-)

    Comment by RT Cunningham (visitor) on Mon, May 18, 2009 @ 22:33 IST #
  5. We r not be to promote spam persons. U r not being truely correct sir

    Sir Cunningham, u to read it again pls thx. you also r speaked to freinds about the school :-P

    Comment by Hari (blog owner) on Mon, May 18, 2009 @ 23:40 IST #

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